Stark Protocol

Iron Man: I know you hate it when people mess with your tech, Ultron, but you've gotta admit: This energy enhancement module I installed is actually pretty useful. Stable, precise, and it even heals! Practically perfect. Ultron: Practically? I was already the pinnacle of perfection long before you started your tinkering. Squirrel Girl: Umm... I hate to butt in when you're busy writing the world's first thesis on robot arrogance.... But if you're so flawless, why're you teaming up with us fleshy mortals? Iron Man: Long story. By the way, Doreen, whatever happened to that Nano Gauntlet I gave you to help you practice coding...? Ultron: You didn't notice the rodents scurrying around your lab? Typical. Perhaps I'll just sit back and enjoy the show as they blow up your workspace... Iron Man: I thought I saw something riding on my gauntlet... Okay, Doreen. You don't have to give it back yet, but promise me you and your furry pals won't cause any trouble. Squirrel Girl: No problem, Mr. Stark! That was actually why I came. One of my little buddies hurt their leg in battle, so I reprogrammed the gauntlet to be squirrel-friendly. I really didn't think you'd be on board... Ultron: Your communication is painfully inefficient. And I can't believe you'd hand over your technology to a mere child. Iron Man: Sounds like someone's jealous he can't keep my tech all to himself. Squirrel Girl: Right? He complains non-stop, but he can't resist using the cool stuff we design. Classic Ultron. Ultron: The time for conversation is over! When can I return to battle to show you what Ultron is truly capable of? Iron Man: I was done a long time ago. I've just been stalling you for fun. You really need to learn how to play nice with others. Squirrel Girl: Including squirrels! Your drones and my squirrels could be best friends! Ultron: I highly doubt it. Tiresome mammals…