Mr. Pool's Interdimensional Toy Box

"Let's see…" Deadpool said as he dug through a crate of bizarre weapons that he had salvaged from across the Chronoverse. "There has to be something useful in here somewhere. A Twilight Sword or a Cosmic Cube or —" "Mrrr!" Jeff exclaimed as Deadpool tossed a large stuffed unicorn from the crate. "Aww! You like the magic horsey, Jeff?" Deadpool asked as he watched his Land Shark companion nuzzle up against the plushy polyester plaything. "All yours!" "MRRRR!" Jeff barked with glee, chomping his jaws down on the plush toy's front leg. As Jeff continued to gnaw on the unicorn, it suddenly repeated the noise Jeff had just made: "MRRRR!" "Whoa! Wait a second!" Deadpool said, abandoning his search. "Did that thing just record and replay your adorable little shark mumbles? Lemme try!" Deadpool gave the unicorn's leg a squeeze and uttered something so utterly obscene it made Jeff blush. A moment later, the unicorn was repeating the same words that had just poured out of Deadpool's filthy mouth. "Who needs an Infinity Gauntlet?" Deadpool said, kicking over his crate. "I just found my perfect weapon. One that can annoy my enemies to death with my trademark charm and wit!" Deadpool and Jeff continued to take turns, recording strange phrases and playing them back until their sides were splitting with laughter. But not everyone was amused. Elsa Bloodstone was nearby polishing her weapons, and after an hour of the duo's incoherent ramblings, she had reached her limit. She attacked Deadpool with a sudden strike, tying him up, and gagging his mouth with her breathing gun. "If you like the sound of your voice so bloody much," Elsa said. "let's see how long it takes before it drives you insane. Jeff… A little help?" Elsa tossed the unicorn plush to Jeff, who bit down hard on its plush paw, forcing the captive Deadpool to listen to his own voice on a constant loop. Jeff stayed unusually cheerful throughout the act of psychological torture, completely unaware that this was anything more than just another friendly game. As he played Deadpool's recorded words over and over, Jeff happily mimicked them in his own language. "MFKK IK STFP!" Deadpool begged through the gag. But it was useless. Elsa wasn't about to let his suffereing end anytime soon. Days later, once Deadpool had finally broken down under his own endless nonsense, a satisfied Elsa yanked the breathing gun from his mouth… completely unaware that her weapon was now pulsing with a mysterious red glow…