Ever Burning Bond

Spider-Man: Hey! Not cool, Johnny! I just webbed up that spot, and you burned away all my hard work in, like, three seconds flat! Human Torch: Sorry, Pete! Not my fault! Maybe steer clear of my fire stream next time, yeah? Honestly, you're lucky you didn't end up flame-grilled in the process, pal. Spider-Man: Wait... maybe that isn't a bad idea... Human Torch: Barbecued spider? Gross, dude. Spider-Man: No. I meant flaming webs! Human Torch: Well, when it comes to playing with fire, I'm the expert here. But with me as your mentor, your Spidey suit won't even get scorched! Spider-Man: Y'know... If my suit was made of unstable molecules like yours, I wouldn't have to worry about that... Human Torch: Sorry. Trade secret. You know Reed. Super protective of his patents. Spider-Man: Whatever. I can probably tweak my web formula to be more flammable but also more durable. That way, when you light 'em up, they won't just burn away. Human Torch: You mean, like this? Spider-Man: Whoa! Hey! I didn't mean right now! That was all of my backup webbing! Wait... you totally did that on purpose!!! Human Torch: Oops! Did I do that? Well... gotta fly, Pete! Enjoy the view from Liberty Island! Spider-Man: Johnny! You jerk! Get back here! Now I'll have to take the ferry home... and this costume doesn't have pockets for change! >Sigh< Next time, I'm picking our meeting spot...